The last woman I was with said, "Kiss me where it stinks." So, I drove her to New Jersey. (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight! Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory. I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls. I would tell you a joke about my penis...its too long ;) I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it? (I guess) Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts Are you going to that funeral? If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free. I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? Your daddy must’ve been a thief, cuz he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there. Your daddy must’ve been a baker, cuz you’ve got some hot buns!

It is a scientific fact that pick-up lines are largely effective.

Most women have no natural defense against the romantic artistry of a true pick-up-line-slinging master.

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable...

I'm an asshole, but will that stop me from getting in yours? Walk up to a female and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say "Are you gonna eat that? Are you my Co-Pilot, cause I'ma take you to the cockpit. Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick Are you constipated? How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut! I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot. The word for tonight is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word?

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight? Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt. You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. , because icing isn't the only thing I'll be smearing all over face your face tonight. Lets play house..can be the door so I can slam you all I want! I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight. Well spread my cheeks and call me cell bitch;' you're prettier than anyone I ever met in the joint! I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo? Hey people call me the bar stool because of my third leg Do you like tapes and CDs? What if I start this relationship with you as a frien. ) Cause I put the D in Raw Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long. I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D" Baby your bone structure is giving my "bone" structure. I'll give you the D later." I heard you got a boyfriend, but girl don't try & pretend, like you don't want this dick all the way in. I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from. I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face. My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties...oh, you are? "I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in? I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you Do you have pet insurance?