But there are already machines on the market (or very close) which will allow fans to make love to the lifeless, cold body of a machine TODAY, in 2015. quality=80&strip=all&w=300" data-large-file="https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/ad_172567804.jpg? quality=80&strip=all&w=1000" class="img-align-none size-full wp-image-5248652" src="https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/ad_172567804.jpg? quality=80&strip=all&strip=all" alt="Orino Sexô Robo Adjustable Position Portable Sex Machine, Sex Machineguns, Rear Penetration Fucking Machine, Mattress Love Machine(LM005)--Ship From China By DHL" width="1000" height="882" / This electrically powered sex machine can go from zero pumps per minute up to a terrifying 130 pumps.

You can order one from Amazon, too – although they’re currently out of stock.

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In other words, imagine a Fleshlight that does the work for you.

Sounds brilliant, sounds awesome, sounds like THE FUTURE — until the future is on your genitals, sounding like it might spontaneously combust.

” Picture a Fleshlight, that infamous pleasure tube with the fake labia on one end.

Now imagine that inside the Fleshlight is deafeningly loud machinery that causes a pair of rings to grip the artificial-skin sleeve and move up and down at varying speeds.

People, specifically male people, tend to think that it must be awesome being married to a sex writer. Indeed, sometimes I tease my husband, Christopher, that he has it when, for example, I tell him that I need to give him an “orgasmic meditation blow job” — for work.

But then there are the less glamorous moments, like when an Autoblow2 arrives in the mail and I ask him to insert his most precious member into a piece of machinery that, in his words, “looks like a coffee grinder.”The Autoblow2, which was released today, is, according to its website, “THE CROWDFUNDED BLOWJOB ROBOT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT!

I tilted my head, watching the pale lips and surrounding fake-face.

“It looks like you cut off part of a dead chick’s face and are boning it,” I said.

He began to manually move it up and down, because it just wasn’t doing the trick, and that’s when it let out a high-pitched sound like a hearing aide.