(okcupid.com) Match This is where people go to get married, if you believe the ads, and you have to be pretty serious if you're going to stump up the £30 monthly fee (cheaper if you commit to three or six months).

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Beautiful People forgets that beauty is subjective, superficial and, after a while, boring.

If all you care about is tanning, the gym, plastic surgery and hair extensions, you're basically just dating slightly more attractive OKCupid admitted to experimenting with bad matches to see if users would fall for it and link up with one another.

That's not nice, it's not ethical and it completely defeats the purpose of seeking online help to find a date.

But with so many sites catering to very different tastes, which is the right one for you?

One fella I dated for a few weeks seemed to have it all going on; he had a briefcase and a job which occassionally requred him to commute to Burgess Hill, so I was pretty sure that he was a full-blown adult.

I heard wedding bells after the first few dates, until he started acting like we had already been married for 17 years and gave up on any pretence of romance.

He berated me for the state of my fridge (“Kit Kat Chunkys and beer, what sort of woman are you? Match claims its site has “led to more dates, marriages and relationships than any other.” Which might well be true, but perhaps that's because so many of its members are willing to compromise, having given up on ever finding someone they actually have a spark with as they navigate SO MANY profiles that ALL SOUND THE SAME.

”), then he started leaving toothpaste spit in the basin, which was one of the more repeatable bathroom crimes he committed. (match.com) Uniform Dating We've all seen the naff ads on telly; Uniform Dating is the Aldi of the online partner-shopping scene.

It's not just for nurses: UD is where PCSOs and firemen come to meet stewardesses and traffic wardens, shattering the delusion that working in uniform is one big porn movie waiting to be filmed.